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" Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated “I am interested in your nipples” or not. Cats have nineteen. "

- David Thorne

It’s good to know you lied to me…

Wonderful.

*in a weird accent where one pronounces both w’s and f’s like “v” and u’s are a’s* 

a-f-t-e-r-y-o-u:
we found listerine in a scopeless place.

Guess who will never love me!

The girl I’m creating sub-text about!

YYYAAAAYYYYYYY
 

Diabetes

…It’s good to know that Disney rears them well.

If there is one thing that college has done for me, it has sucked the spirit of motivation out of me.

" I’M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING BOOTS! "

- Woody
Literally the best protest sign I’ve ever seen.

We found dove in a soapless place.

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